The Britney Spears vs. Paris Hilton comparo

trailer park heiress Here we are in 2007, and I think things are getting worse for the Britster. Despite shaving her head, divorcing K-Fred and rehabbing, she looks awful. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton finished her time in jail and looks better than she did last year. The woman in the cowboy hat is the Britster. It looks like she just finished eating at Golden Corral. No, she's not knocked-up again; she just put on a "little" weight. That's a wig under the hat. Her real hair isn't long enough to attach extensions. The "dress" looks similar to the towel she was wearing at the video rental store. The sweatshirt really helps bring out her hips. The woman in the designer dress with matching black jacket, fishnet stockings, outrageously expensive shoes and cool hat is Paris Hilton. Did I mention the IPEX bra. It's the most advanced bra in the world, and it really helps bring out her eyes. Paris' fashion accessory is the Bentley Continental GTC. It's a custom and costs about $200,000. Oh, the extensions are DreamCatchers, one of Paris' companies.

trailer park heiress This has been bugging me for awhile. If you are a celebrity living in L.A., you should dress up when you go to the video rental store. A picture with the woman in the towel and boots is Britney Spears. Notice she is alone and her Starbucks Frappuccino is empty. The far right picture is Paris Hilton. (You knew that, right?) Notice the heels and the Greek dude with her (the one Lindsey Lohan wanted). One of these women knows exactly what she is doing. One has no clue. You be the judge. The Britney photo was taken after she got knocked up the first time. The Paris photo is from June 10, 2006.

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